This is a complete list of quotes that Buddy says. Some are exclsive to different versions.


  • Hey, I'm Buddy, nice to meet you.
  • Bo-ring! [two versions]
  • Have we met? I'm Buddy.
  • Ooh, nice fingers you got there.
  • Can I watch the x files for a while?
  • Ill go play a couple of your iPhone games if that's ok
  • So, what do you wanna do?
  • You got a strange look in your eye.

Opened the game Edit

  • Good morning world. Good morning friend. Good morning box.
  • Boxy boxyboxy box oh, hello!

Bad item Edit

Some items have Buddy react scared.

  • Uh, no
  • Choose something else.
  • Thats not good.
  • Uhhh, put them back just put it back.
  • No, nonono. Not that.
  • Nah, no no no. Not that.
  • Might would put that back.

Good items Edit

These items give Buddy a good reaction. Some of them loop over time replacing the standby quotes. Some can also be the quotes from buying something

Non looping quotesEdit

  • You're so cool!

Looping quotesEdit

  • Good choice. Use that everytime.
  • Oh fine yes that'll work. Good choice
  • Um yeah that'll work.
  • Excellent choice

Tortured Edit

These quotes appear if Buddy is being killed by something. Also they got stolen by bowmasters Playgendary who also made Despicable bear, a rip off.

  • Momma!
  • I'm pippy Longstocking!
  • i hope your battery dies.
  • I feel the earth, move, under my feet!
  • Oh my God!
  • I'll call the hospital and speed dial!
  • Compound fractures!
  • is that the best you can do?
  • You're enjoying this, aren't you?
  • You watch youtube too much.
  • I think I got a boo-boo!
  • I think I swallowed a tooth!
  • You're killing me!
  • Ow!
  • Do you know any organ donors?
  • Buddy angry!
  • Buddymans bruised!
  • Tell the Xray room to stand by.
  • Zoinks!
  • Ok, get it all out, ya skippy.
  • Thats a singer!
  • Isnt your finger getting tired?
  • A little higher to the left, please.
  • A little lower to the left.
  • Suck my bleugh!
  • Sunny beaches!
  • Nyyehh!
  • Buddy hurt!

Burning Edit

  • I'm burning!
  • Stop drop and roll!
  • Oh god why?
  • Your a bad person.
  • Siri, take me to the nearest hospital!
  • Siri, call the ambulance!

Embarrassed quotes? Edit

These appear for some items.

  • Tell nobody of what you see.
  • This is re-donkey-donk.
  • Dont put this on Youtube!
  • You'll be buddy's Buddy now.
  • I'm mortified!
  • you make me feel ugly!
  • This couldn't get worse!

Leaving the game Edit

These quotes appear exclusively when exiting the game.

  • Uh-uh!
  • Ugh-ugh!
  • Ah-ah!
  • Stay just a little bit longer!
  • Wont you stay?
  • Pizza?
  • Come back!
  • Must you go
  • Boo!
  • Wrong!

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