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This is a complete list of quotes that Buddy says. Some are exclusive to different versions

Standby Edit

This is a list of quotes that Buddyman says in the game...

  • Have we met? I’m Buddy
  • Bo-ring! [two versions]
  • Did somebody call me?
  • Weirdly awkward! (Followed by mouth sound effects and running on the walls.)
  • You want some ants on a log.
  • I want to see the basement in the Alamo! (Easter egg to Pee Wee Herman)
  • Ooh, nice fingers you got there.
  • I'm a pirate arrr, just kidding!
  • Let's see what we can do!
  • Can I watch the X Files for a while?
  • I'll go play a couple of your iPhone games if that's okay.
  • So, what do you wanna do?
  • Mind if I catch a nap here?
  • Hold the phone still so I could take a bit of a nap.
  • Can you hold the phone so I could take a snooze for a while?
  • I’m actually filled with cotton candy: )
  • Steamboat Willie, boop boop!
  • Wipe off the screen, would ya!
  • Have you been to the moon?
  • Do you know anyone famous?
  • You got a strange look in your eye.
  • *Burps* Oh, pardon me. (Excuse me.)
  • *Farts* Oh, Excuse me.
  • Don't get my box wet.
  • Take me on down to Grandma Pickles Farm.
  • It's a never ending story! (Followed by mouth sound effects and running on the walls.)
  • I live in a box. (2 versions)
  • I was thinking of becoming a DJ.
  • You know any puppet modelling agencies?
  • I'm going to check some of the other apps, All Right?
  • I've wrapped in doc-ness.
  • This is lotta peaceful!
  • I wish my box was a boat.
  • i need a girlfriend.
  • Bim bam boom bop.
  • Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen
  • knock knock...boo...don’t cry it’s only me.
  • babooshka
  • Mama told me not to come.
  • Hey hey let’s get down to business
  • Polly want a cracker.
  • Nothing happened and i actually like it.
  • Mikasa Sukasa.
  • Soooooo
  • Just call me Indiana dundurunduuun!
  • Ugh it's stink like garbage in here.
  • Im a little tea pot short and sprout dedeledede!
  • Be careful it's quite an old box!

Opened the game Edit

This is a list of quotes that Buddyman says when the game is opened.

  • Good morning world. Good morning friend. Good morning box.
  • Boxy boxy boxy box oh, wello!
  • Well look who's here, again.
  • So what bring's you here
  • Ooh, a visitor.
  • We can play something but don’t be rough.
  • welcome to my wacky world
  • how long has it been
  • Now you are under my box choices and conception.
  • Whatever you would like to do. Im all for it !
  • Mikasa Sukasa.
  • Welcome back to my box!
  • Is that the cleaning lady?
  • Mibox Subox!
  • Well I’m ready to get started!
  • When You Open The Game For The First Time:
  • Hey, I'm Buddyma, I'm Here To Save You From Boredom!

Bad item Edit

Some items have Buddyman react scared.

  • Uh, no.
  • Uhhhmm... NO!
  • Give things a chance!
  • Choose something else.
  • That's not good.
  • Uhhh, put them back yeah, just put it back.
  • No, nonono. Not that.
  • Nah, no no no. Not that.
  • Might wanna put that back.
  • My, what big teeth you have?
  • Do I look tasty?
  • I hate slugs!
  • This is like an aquarium.
  • Wrong fishie!
  • Hey fishie!
  • Whoopsie!
  • That looks dangerous!
  • Hey don't get cut!
  • That's exotic!
  • That's kinda extreme!
  • Hey this is my home not the hurt locker!
  • Most people don't have those!
  • That's not so shroud.
  • You wanna get a milkshake instead hmm?
  • I don't like sharp or hard things.
  • I have bad feelings about this.
  • Do you have a dog?
  • Looks good.
  • Drop it, drop it!
  • No no no no no.
  • Are you serious?
  • Let's make noise.
  • This won't end well.
  • This looks bad.
  • This is gonna leave a mark.
  • Well kablam madam.
  • Let's play make believe instead.
  • I need a Band-Aid!
  • Disarm now!
  • Rest in pieces!
  • I go to pieces!
  • Oh brother.
  • We need to talk.
  • It is already too hot in here?
  • Your a sea monster!
  • Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
  • I’m considering a career change.

Wardrobe Edit

  • I'm dressed to kill.
  • I'm dressed to be killed!
  • Fancy!
  • Old School is cool!
  • Hello, gorgeous.
  • oooooooh gorgeous!
  • Looking good!

Buddyman Slots Edit

  • Spin to win!
  • Go for the gold!
  • Win, daddy, win!
  • You've got this!
  • DOLIODOLIDODOLIDOD
  • Rolling Rolling Rolling!
  • Think Win!
  • Be The Machine!
  • You can get lots from those slots!
  • Rock those slots!
  • come on come on come on!
  • we wanna pay off!
  • oh this is gonna be a big one!
  • Get the booty!

Not enough money Edit

This makes buddy act clumsy or rude to you.

  • Loser!
  • Hah loser!
  • Hahahahahahah!
  • The numbers don't lie!
  • Do the math!
  • Make more money!
  • Watch a video for gold!
  • Get a calculator!
  • Oh like you needed THAT!

Good items Edit

These items give Buddyman good reaction. Some of them loop over time replacing the standby quotes. Some can also be the quotes from buying something.

Non looping quotes Edit

  • So cool!
  • You're so cool!
  • Aw yeah!
  • Wooooaaah yeah!
  • I like it!
  • Alright yah hero!
  • Alright yah buddy!

Looping quotes Edit

  • Good choice. Use that every time.
  • Oh fine yes that'll work. Good choice.
  • Yeah, keep that.
  • Um yeah that'll work.
  • Excellent choice!
  • Money well spent!
  • Way to go!
  • Yeah that‘ll work.

Tortured Edit

These quotes appear if Buddyman is being killed by something. Also they got stolen by bowmasters Playgendary who also made, Kick The Buddy & Despicable bear, a rip off.

  • Momma!
  • Help me!
  • I'm Pippi Longstocking!
  • I hope your battery dies.
  • Oh, please stop! No, please!
  • I feel the earth, move, under my feet!
  • Oh my God!
  • ENOUGH! [weird blabbering noise]
  • Mama told me not to come!
  • Put down that haterade!
  • Time out, time out!
  • I'm sea food!
  • Ouch, ooch, eech!
  • You'll never get my YouTube password!
  • You'll never get my Netflix password!
  • You watch YouTube too much.
  • Smackdown!
  • You've got issues!
  • Patriot!
  • That's not right!
  • I have the hospital on speed dial!
  • Hey, hey let's get down to business!
  • I'm not under warranty!
  • Santa won't like this!
  • I can't take it!
  • I'm being tenderized.
  • My therapist said no.
  • The Pain
  • There is no light!
  • Cataclysm!
  • Oh the pain the pain!
  • Compound fractures!
  • You shitass!
  • Son of a bee sting!
  • Starfish multiply when cut!
  • The Buddyman Needs Medic, It slices and dices!
  • Cut me outta here!
  • I feel like a pinata!
  • And this is just the first round!
  • Is that the best you can do?
  • You're enjoying this, aren't you?
  • In a million years!
  • Truce, truce!
  • Time out!
  • No, no, no!
  • I'm unarmed!
  • Read the directions!
  • Are ya done yet! Didn't think so!
  • I think I got a boo-boo!
  • I think I swallowed a tooth!
  • You're killing me!
  • Ow!
  • Ouch!
  • I have a bunch of band-aids in the truck!
  • Do you know any organ donors?
  • Buddyman's angry!
  • Tell the Xray room to stand by.
  • Zoinks!
  • Stop please!
  • Stop!
  • Help!
  • I thought we were friends, remember!
  • Ok, get it all out, ya skippy.
  • Thats a singer!
  • Call animal control!
  • Isn't your finger getting tired?
  • A little higher to the left, please.
  • A little lower to the left.
  • Sacre Bleu!
  • Sunny beaches!
  • Nyyehh!
  • Nice knuckle sandwich!
  • I'm gonna hit the mat!
  • You hit like my mama!
  • You missed a spot!
  • Oh, the pain!
  • Think happy thoughts!
  • What on earth do I deserve that for!
  • Well, looks like it's doomsday!
  • Mayday! Mayday!
  • Such maltreatment!
  • Rock and dill!
  • I'm no match for you!
  • Buddy hurt!
  • It's the end of the world as we know it! (2 versions)
  • You're a terrible person!
  • I see a pretty, bright light!
  • I'm doomed, there goes the sequel!
  • Man down!
  • Imma going senseless!
  • I'm out!
  • I don't have any secrets!
  • Think of your karma!
  • I know a psychiatrist!
  • Apocalypse!
  • Nothing is safe!
  • That hurts like what!
  • I'm telling!
  • Oh, The earth moved for me.
  • Close it, you're killing me!
  • This is worst than nickelback!
  • Let's talk!
  • I'm sure it was expired yesterday.
  • Whammy!
  • The End is Here!
  • This is not what I meant by being cut!
  • Pointy nightmares.
  • This is like the ending of LOST!
  • Armageddon!
  • Skulls & Crossbones!
  • Medic! (TF2 Reference)
  • Buddy!
  • Such a scheme!
  • Ofe! (2011 version)
  • eeeeeeeeek!
  • Your a monster!
  • Professer i’m being eaten!
  • Beep.
  • doink!
  • I wanna go to the hot tub!
  • Objection!
  • Anther serving of punch, please I need notes!
  • It's nothing secret!
  • Hey hannible let's watch cartoon instead!
  • AAGH!(Eaten)
  • That's Not Right!
  • Hey, Give It A Rest My Tisent!
  • I Call The Hospital On Speed Dial!
  • Buddyman's Broze!
  • I’m a pacifist!

Hot Edit

Burning Edit

  • I'm burning!
  • Stop drop and roll!
  • Why God why?!?!?!?
  • You're a bad person.
  • Open a window!
  • Heaven to Betsy!
  • Whammie!
  • Siri, where’s the nearest hospital?!?!?!?
  • Siri, call the ambulance!
  • Ohoohoohoo My biscuits are burning!

Melting Edit

  • This is bad!
  • I'm melting!
  • Nononono!
  • You're a terrible person!
  • Ugh It also smells bad.
  • I'm in a world of pain!
  • I can't feel anything!
  • Make it stop!

Stretching parts of Buddyman Edit

  • I'm getting longer!
  • I wasn't built to do this!
  • Don't stretch me! [three versions]
  • My neck!
  • Hear me crunching?!
  • Oh thanks, my back feels better now!
  • No!
  • Eep!
  • I’m not Mr. Fantastic!
  • What do you think I'm silly putty?!
  • Oh that’s better!
  • My bones!
  • Eowowow! (High-pitched)
  • Owowowow! (High-pitched)
  • bwwwoah!
  • alalalalalrgh!
  • Im not happy that way!

Wet Edit

  • Water, water everywhere!
  • H2—Oh no!
  • Thanks, sunshine.
  • Thank you darling.
  • Hey, you get my clothes wet!
  • You’re drowning me!
  • I’m being liquidated!
  • Oh God!
  • Blech!
  • Ahh, I’m being liquidated! [Two versions]
  • Yeah.
  • Refreshing is sweet.
  • (gurgling noises) (3 versions)

Embarrassed quotes Edit

These appear for some Messy & Dirty items.

  • Tell no one of what you see.
  • Tell nobody of what you see.
  • Don't look at me.
  • Why would you think to do this?
  • I don't feel Fabulous
  • This is re-donkey-donk.
  • This couldn't get worse
  • It sucks to be me
  • Don't put this on YouTube!
  • Who‘d be Buddyman's buddy now?
  • I'm mortified!
  • You make me feel ugly!
  • We shall speak no more of this
  • You're toast krey
  • This couldn't get worse!
  • Disgusting Muchacho
  • I'll never live this down
  • This is appalling!
  • You're too creative.
  • Don’t tell my mother.
  • Oh dear!
  • I may change my name
  • My cheeks are burning!

DRUNK Edit

When you give buddyman champagne, he will get drunk, and say these quotes.

  • More gimme more!
  • You got any more of that
  • I love you man.
  • Oh hey that's cold i. I like that!
  • I got bubbles to cool my nose.
  • Don't be so cold!
  • Bring it on (hiccup) (two versions)
  • I freakin love you man!
  • ooh that's cold! (Me favorite)

Leaving The Game Edit

These quotes appear exclusively when exiting the game.

  • Uh-uh!
  • Ugh-ugh!
  • Ah-ah!
  • Hold on!
  • Stay just a little bit longer!
  • Won't you stay?
  • Pizza?
  • Come back!
  • Must you go?
  • Boo!
  • Wrong!
  • Fight the power!
  • Coffee?
  • Is it something I said?
  • Hey come on, stick around!
  • Fine, be that way!
  • Nein!
  • Alone again!
  • Hey come on, stay a little bit longer!
  • Don’t leave me!
  • Hey, wait!
  • Must you go?

Shaking the device Edit

Buddyman says these quotes when you shake the mobile device.

  • (blubbering) Heyyyyy! Stoooooppp!
  • Wowowowowwo What's going on
  • Wowowowowwo!
  • I-I-I-I-I'm gonna be sick.
  • I-I-I-I-I-I-I don’t like that!
  • Nyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
  • PPPPlllleeeeeaaaasssseeeee Stttoooopppp

Bank Edit

Buddyman says these lines when you enter the bank.

  • Fork over some dough!
  • Don’t just stand there, and buy something!
  • Spend a buck!
  • C’mon, it’s just a buck!
  • Show me your wallet! [three versions]
  • Show me the money!
  • Use a credit card!
  • C’mon, do it!
  • I’ll loan you the dough!
  • I’ll give you the money!
  • You can borrow the money from me!
  • Don’t be greedy!
  • I feel critters infesting me!
  • Now it’s my turn to laugh!
  • Kudos!
  • Sell something, pal!
  • You won’t regret it!
  • Buy some fun!
  • This is the place you should be at!
  • Give me your money!
  • MONEY IS POWER!
  • I hear it jingling!
  • It’s not about the money, it’s about the game!
  • Put your money where my mouth is!
  • Nanananada! Billion!
  • I need some cream!
  • Baby needs a new pair of shoes!
  • Go ahead, it’s burning a hole in your pocket!