This is a complete list of quotes that Buddy says. Some are exclusive to different versions.

Standby Edit

This is a list of quotes that Buddy says in the game...

  • Hey, I'm Buddy, nice to meet you.
  • Bo-ring! [two versions]
  • Did somebody call me?
  • Weirdly awkward! (Followed by mouth sound effects and running on the walls.)
  • You want some ants on a log.
  • I want to see the basement in the Alamo! (Easter egg to Pee Wee Herman)
  • Ooh, nice fingers you got there.
  • I'm a pirate arrr, just kidding!
  • Let's see what we can do!
  • Can I watch the X Files for a while?
  • I'll go play a couple of your iPhone games if that's okay.
  • So, what do you wanna do?
  • Mind if I catch a nap here?
  • Hold the phone still so I could take a bit of a nap.
  • Can you hold the phone so I could take a snooze for a while?
  • I’m actually filled with cotton candy.
  • Steamboat Willie, hoot hoot!
  • Wipe off the screen, would ya!
  • Have you been to the moon?
  • Do you know anyone famous?
  • You got a strange look in your eye.
  • *Burps* Oh, Crud me. (Excuse me.)
  • *Farts* Oh, Excuse me.
  • Don't get my box wet.
  • Take me on down to Grandma Pickles Farm.
  • It's a never ending story! (Followed by mouth sound effects and running on the walls.)
  • I live in a box.
  • I was thinking of becoming a DJ.
  • You know any puppet mylogesees?
  • I'm going to check some of the other apps, All Right?
  • I've wrapped in doc-ness.
  • This is lotta peaceful!
  • I wish my box was a boat.
  • i need a girlfriend.
  • Bim bam boom bop.
  • Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen
  • knock’t cry it’s only me.
  • babooshka
  • Mama told me not to come.
  • Hey hey let’s get down to business
  • Polly want a cracker.
  • Nothing happened and i actually like it.
  • Mikasa Sukasa.
  • Soooooo
  • Just call me in the end dadalanda!
  • Ugh it's stink like garbage in here.
  • Im a little tea pot short and sprout dedeledede!
  • Be careful it's quite an old box!

Opened the game Edit

This is a list of quotes that Buddy says when the game is opened.

  • Good morning world. Good morning friend. Good morning box.
  • Boxy boxy boxy box oh, hello!
  • Well look who's here, again.
  • Ooh, a visitor.
  • We can play something but don’t be ruff.
  • welcome to my wacky world
  • how long has it been
  • Now you are under my box choices and conception.
  • Whatever you would like to do. Im all for it !
  • Mikasa Sukasa.
  • Welcome back to my box!
  • Is that the cleaning lady?

Bad item Edit

Some items have Buddy react scared.

  • Uh, no.
  • Choose something else.
  • That's not good.
  • Uhhh, put them back just put it back.
  • No, nonono. Not that.
  • Nah, no no no. Not that.
  • Might would put that back.
  • My, what big teeth you have?
  • Do I look tasty?
  • I hate slugs!
  • This is like an aquarium.
  • Wrong fishie!
  • Hey fishie!
  • Whoopsie!
  • That looks dangerous!
  • Hey don't get cut!
  • That's exotic!
  • That's kinda extreme!
  • Hey this is my home not a plant bomb!
  • Most people don't have those!
  • That's not so shroud.
  • You wanna get a milkshake instead hmm.
  • I don't like sharp or hard things.
  • I have bad feelings about this.
  • Do you have a dog?
  • Looks good.
  • Drop it, drop it!
  • No no no no no.
  • Are you serious?
  • Let's make noise.
  • This won't end well.
  • This looks bad.
  • This is gonna leave a mark.
  • Well kablam madam.
  • Let's play make believe instead.
  • Disarm now!
  • Rest in peaces.
  • I go to pieces!
  • Oh brother.
  • We need to talk.
  • It is already too hot in here?
  • Your a sea monster!
  • Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
  • I’m considering a career change.

Wardrobe Edit

  • I'm dressed to kill.
  • I'm dressed to be killed!
  • Fancy!
  • Old School is cool!
  • Hello, gorgeous.
  • oooooooh gorgeous!
  • Looking good!

Slots Edit

  • Spin to win!
  • Go for the gold!
  • Win, daddy, win!
  • You've got this!
  • Rolling Rolling Rolling!
  • Think Win!
  • Be The Machine!
  • You can get lots from those slots!
  • Rock those slots!
  • come on come on come on!
  • we wanna pay off!
  • oh this is gonna be a big one!
  • Get the booty!

Not enough money Edit

  • Loser!
  • Hah loser!
  • Hahahahahahah!
  • The numbers don't lie!
  • Do the math!
  • Make more money!
  • Watch a video for gold!
  • Get a calculator!

Good items Edit

These items give Buddy a good reaction. Some of them loop over time replacing the standby quotes. Some can also be the quotes from buying something.

Non looping quotes Edit

  • You're so cool!
  • Aw yeah!
  • I like it!
  • Alright ya buddy!

Looping quotes Edit

  • Good choice. Use that every time.
  • Oh fine yes that'll work. Good choice.
  • Yeah, keep that.
  • Um yeah that'll work.
  • Excellent choice!
  • Money well spent!
  • Way to go!
  • Yeah that‘ll work.

Tortured Edit

These quotes appear if Buddy is being killed by something. Also they got stolen by bowmasters Playgendary who also made Despicable bear, a rip off.

  • Momma!
  • I'm Pippi Longstocking!
  • I hope your battery dies.
  • I feel the earth, move, under my feet!
  • Oh my God!
  • Mama told me not to come!
  • Put down that haterade!
  • Time out, time out!
  • I'm sea food!
  • Ouch, ooch, eech!
  • You'll never get my Netflix password!
  • You watch YouTube too much.
  • Smackdown!
  • You've got issues!
  • Patriot!
  • That's not right!
  • I have the hospital on speed dial!
  • Hey, hey let's get down to business!
  • I'm not under warranty!
  • Santa won't like this!
  • I can take it!
  • I'm being tenderized.
  • My therapist said no.
  • There is no light!
  • Cataclysm!
  • Oh the pain the pain!
  • Compound fractures!
  • Son of a bee sting!
  • Starfish multiply when cut!
  • The Buddy-o-matic, It slices and dices!
  • Cut me outta here!
  • I feel like a pinata!
  • And this is just the first round!
  • Is that the best you can do?
  • You're enjoying this, aren't you?
  • In a million years!
  • Truce, truce!
  • Time out!
  • No, no, no!
  • I'm unarmed!
  • Read the directions!
  • Are ya done yet! Didn't think so!
  • I think I got a boo-boo!
  • I think I swallowed a tooth!
  • You're killing me!
  • Ow!
  • Ouch!
  • I have a bunch of band-aids in the truck!
  • I need a band-aid!
  • Do you know any organ donors?
  • Buddy angry!
  • Tell the Xray room to stand by.
  • Zoinks!
  • Stop please!
  • Stop!
  • Help!
  • I thought we were friends, remember!
  • Ok, get it all out, ya skippy.
  • Thats a singer!
  • Call animal control!
  • Isn't your finger getting tired?
  • A little higher to the left, please.
  • A little lower to the left.
  • Sacre Bleu!
  • Sunny beaches!
  • Nyyehh!
  • Nice knuckle sandwich!
  • I'm gonna hit the mat!
  • You hit like my mama!
  • You missed a spot!
  • Oh, the pain!
  • Think happy thoughts!
  • What on earth do I deserve that for!
  • Well, looks like it's doomsday!
  • Mayday! Mayday!
  • Such maltreatment!
  • Rock and dill!
  • I'm no match for you!
  • Buddy hurt!
  • It's the end of the world as we know it! (2 versions)
  • You're a terrible person!
  • I see a pretty, bright light!
  • I'm doomed, there goes the sequel!
  • Man down!
  • Imma going senseless!
  • I'm out!
  • I don't have any secrets!
  • Think of your karma!
  • I know a psychiatrist!
  • Apocalypse!
  • Nothing is safe!
  • That hurts like what!
  • I'm telling!
  • Oh, The earth moved for me.
  • Close it, you're killing me!
  • This is worst than nickelback!
  • Let's talk!
  • I'm sure it was expired yesterday.
  • Whammy!
  • The End is Here!
  • This is not what I meant by being cut!
  • Pointy nightmares.
  • This is like the ending of LOST!
  • Armageddon!
  • Skulls & Crossbones!
  • Buddy!
  • Such a scheme!
  • eeeeeeeeek!
  • Your a monster!
  • Professer i’m being eaten!
  • Beep.
  • doink!
  • I wanna go to the hot tub!
  • Objection!
  • Anther serving of punch, please I need notes!
  • It's nothing secret!
  • Hey hannible let's watch cartoon instead!

Burning and melting Edit

Burning Edit

  1. I'm burning!
  2. Stop drop and roll!
  3. Why God why?!?!?!?
  4. You're a bad person.
  5. Open a window!
  6. Heaven to Betsy!
  7. Whammie!
  8. Siri, where’s the nearest hospital?!?!?!?
  9. Siri, call the ambulance!
  10. Ohoohoohoo My biscuits are burning!

Melting Edit

  • This is bad!
  • I'm melting!
  • Nononono!
  • You're a terrible person!
  • Ugh It also smells bad.
  • I'm in a world of pain!
  • I can't feel anything!
  • Make it stop!

Stretching parts of Buddy Edit

  • I'm getting longer!
  • I wasn't built to do this!
  • Don't stretch me! [three versions]
  • My neck!
  • Hear me crunching?!
  • Oh thanks, my back feels better now!
  • No!
  • Eep!
  • I’m not Mr. Fantastic!
  • What do you think I'm silly putty?!
  • Oh that’s better!
  • My bones!
  • Eowowow! (High-pitched)
  • Owowowow! (High-pitched)
  • bwwwoah!
  • alalalalalrgh!
  • Im not happy that way!

Wet Edit

  • Water, water everywhere!
  • H2O, no!
  • Thanks, sunshine.
  • Thank you darling.
  • Hey, you get my clothes wet!
  • You’re drowning me!
  • I’m being liquidated!
  • Oh God!
  • Blech!
  • Ahh, I’m being liquidated!
  • Yeah.
  • Refreshing is sweet.
  • (gurgling noises) (3 versions)

Embarrassed quotes Edit

These appear for some items.

  • Tell nobody of what you see.
  • Why would you think to do this?
  • This is re-donkey-donk.
  • Don't put this on YouTube!
  • Who‘d be Buddy's buddy now?
  • I'm mortified!
  • You make me feel ugly!
  • This couldn't get worse!
  • This is appalling!
  • You're too creative.
  • Don’t tell my mother.
  • Oh dear!
  • I may change my name
  • My cheeks are burning!


when you give buddy champagne he will get drunk and say these quotes.

  • More gimme more!
  • You got any more of that
  • I love you man.
  • Oh hey that's cold i. I like that!
  • I got bubbles to cool my nose.
  • Don't be so cold!
  • Bring it on (hiccup) (two verson)
  • I freakin love you man!

Leaving the game Edit

These quotes appear exclusively when exiting the game.

  • Uh-uh!
  • Ugh-ugh!
  • Ah-ah!
  • Stay just a little bit longer!
  • Won't you stay?
  • Pizza?
  • Come back!
  • Must you go?
  • Boo!
  • Wrong!
  • Fight the power!
  • Coffee?
  • Is it something I said?
  • Hey come on, stick around!
  • Fine, be that way!
  • Nein!
  • Alone again!
  • Hey come on, stay a little bit longer!
  • Don’t leave me!
  • Hey, wait!
  • Must you go?

Shaking the phone Edit

  • (blubbering) Heyyyyy! Stoooooppp!
  • Wowowowowwo!
  • I-I-I-I-I'm gonna be sick.
  • I-I-I-I-I-I-I don’t like that!
  • Nyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
  • PPPPlllleeeeeaaaasssseeeee Stttoooopppp