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This is a complete list of quotes that Buddy says. Some are exclusive to different versions

Standby Edit

This is a list of quotes that Buddy says in the game:

  • Have we met? I’m Buddy
  • Bo-ring! (2 versions)
  • Did somebody call me?
  • Weirdly awkward! (Followed by mouth sound effects and running on the walls.)
  • You want some ants on a log.
  • I want to see the basement in the Alamo! (Reference to Pee Wee Herman)
  • Ooh, nice fingers you got there.
  • I'm a pirate, arrr! just kidding.
  • Let's see what we can do!
  • Can I watch The X Files for a while?
  • I'm gonna go play a couple of your iPhone games if that's okay.
  • So, whadda you wanna do?
  • Mind if I catch a nap here?
  • I’d twiddle my fingers if I had fingers. (Kick the Buddyman doesn’t have this due to the fact Buddy has fingers)
  • Hold the phone still so I could take a bit of a nap.
  • Can you hold the phone so I could take a snooze for a while?
  • I’m actually filled with cotton candy
  • Steamboat Willie, boop boop! (Reference to the famous Mickey Mouse cartoon)
  • Wipe off the screen, would ya!
  • Have you been to the moon?
  • Know anyone famous?
  • You got a strange look in your eye.
  • I wish it would last forever.
  • Burps* Oh, pardon me. (Excuse me.)
  • Matreshka. (2 versions)
  • Farts* 'Scuse me.
  • Don't get my box wet.
  • Take me on down to Grandma Pickles Farm.
  • It's a never ending story! (Followed by mouth sound effects and running on the walls.)
  • I live in a box. (2 versions)
  • I was thinking of becoming a DJ.
  • You know any puppet modeling agencies?
  • I'm gonna check some of the other apps, All Right?
  • I'm wrapped in darkness.
  • This is rather peaceful.
  • I wish my box was a boat.
  • I need a girlfriend.
  • Bim bam boom bop.
  • Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen.(Reference to the song of the same name)
  • Knock, knock...boo...don’t cry it’s only me.
  • Babooshka!
  • Mama told me not to come.
  • Hey, hey, let’s get down to business
  • Polly want a cracker.
  • Nothing happens, and I actually like it.
  • Mi casa, su casa.
  • Soooooo?
  • Just call me Indiana, dundurunduuun! (Reference to the Indiana Jones movies)
  • Ugh, it stinks like garbage in here.
  • I'm a little tea pot short and stout dedeledede!
  • Be careful, it's quite an old box.

Opened the game Edit

This is a list of quotes that Buddy says when the game is opened:

  • Good morning world. Good morning friend. Good morning box.
  • Boxy boxy boxy box oh, wello!
  • Well look who's here, again.
  • So what brings you here?
  • Ooh, a visitor.
  • We can play something but don’t be rough.
  • Welcome to my wacky world
  • How long has it been?
  • Now you are under my box choices and conception.
  • Whatever you would like to do, I'm all for it!
  • Mi casa, su casa.
  • Welcome back to my box!
  • Is that the cleaning lady?
  • Mi box, su box!
  • Well I’m ready to get started!
  • When You Open The Game For The First Time:
  • Hey, I'm Buddy, I'm here to save you from boredom! (only for Kick the Buddy and Buddy Kick 2)
  • My box is yours my fiend.

Bad item Edit

Some items have Buddy react scared.

  • Uh, no.
  • Uhhhmm... NO!
  • Give things a chance!
  • Choose something else.
  • That's not good.
  • Oh, NOhPullMeAnd Blowne(me)Aparte! (Napoleon Bonnaparte)
  • Uhhh, put them back yeah, just put it back.
  • No, nonono. Not that.
  • Nah, no no no. Not that.
  • Might wanna put that back.
  • My, what big teeth you have
  • Do I look tasty?
  • I hate slugs!
  • This is like an aquarium.
  • Wrong fishie!
  • Hey fishie!
  • Whoopsie!
  • That looks dangerous!
  • Hey don't get cut!
  • That's exotic!
  • That's kinda extreme!
  • Hey this is my home, not the hurt locker!
  • Most people don't have those!
  • That's not so shroud.
  • You wanna get a milkshake instead hmm?
  • I don't like sharp or hard things.
  • I have bad feelings about this.
  • Do you have a dog?
  • Looks good.
  • Drop it, drop it!
  • No no no no no.
  • Are you serious?
  • Let's make noise.
  • This won't end well.
  • This looks bad.
  • This is gonna leave a mark.
  • Well kablam madam.
  • Let's play make believe instead.
  • I need a Band-Aid!
  • Disarm now!
  • Rest in pieces!
  • I go to pieces!
  • Oh brother.
  • We need to talk.
  • It is already too hot in here?
  • Your a sea monster!
  • Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
  • I’m considering a career change.

Wardrobe Edit

  • I'm dressed to kill.
  • I'm dressed to be killed!
  • Fancy!
  • Old School is cool!
  • Hello, gorgeous.
  • oooooooh gorgeous!
  • Looking good!

Buddyman Slots Edit

  • Spin to win!
  • Go for the gold!
  • Win, daddy, win!
  • You've got this!
  • DOLIODOLIDODOLIDOD
  • Rolling rolling rolling!
  • Think Win!
  • Be The Machine!
  • You can get lots from those slots!
  • Rock those slots!
  • Come on, come on, come on!
  • We wanna pay off!
  • Oh, this is gonna be a big one!
  • Get the booty!

Not enough money Edit

This makes Buddy act clumsy or rude to you.

  • Loser!
  • Hah, loser!
  • Hahahahahahah!
  • The numbers don't lie!
  • Do the math!
  • Make more money!
  • Watch a video for gold!
  • Get a calculator!
  • Oh, like you needed THAT!

Good items Edit

These items give Buddy a good reaction. Some of them loop over time replacing the standby quotes. Some can also be the quotes from buying something.

Non looping quotes Edit

  • So cool!
  • You're so cool!
  • Aw yeah!
  • Wooooaaah yeah!
  • I like it!
  • Alright yah hero!
  • Alright yah buddy!
  • Yummy for my tummy? (If it is a food item)
  • Is that for me? (If it is a food item)

Looping quotes Edit

  • Good choice. Use that every time.
  • Oh fine yes that'll work. Good choice.
  • Yeah, keep that.
  • Um yeah that'll work.
  • Excellent choice!
  • Money well spent!
  • Way to go!
  • Yeah that‘ll work.

Tortured Edit

These quotes appear if Buddy is being hurt by something. Also they got stolen by Playgendary, who also made Kick The Buddy, Bowmasters, & Despicable Bear, a rip off.

  • Momma!
  • Help me!
  • I'm Pippi Longstocking!
  • I hope your battery dies.
  • Oh, please stop! No, please!
  • I feel the earth move under my feet! (Reference to the song of the same name)
  • I don’t get it!
  • Oh my God!
  • ENOUGH! [weird blabbering noise]
  • Mama told me not to come.
  • Put down that haterade!
  • Time out, time out!
  • I'm seafood!
  • Ouch, ooch, eech!
  • You'll never get my YouTube password!
  • You'll never get my Netflix password!
  • You watch YouTube too much.
  • Smackdown!
  • You've got issues!
  • Patriot!
  • That's not right.
  • I have the hospital on speed dial!
  • Hey, hey, let's get down to business!
  • I'm not under warranty!
  • Santa won't like this!
  • I can't take it!
  • I'm being tenderized.
  • My therapist said no.
  • The pain!
  • There is no light!
  • Cataclysm!
  • Oh the pain! The pain!
  • Compound fractures!
  • You shitass!
  • Son of a bee sting!
  • Starfish multiply when cut.
  • The Buddy-O'-Matic, it slices, it dices!
  • Cut me outta here!
  • I feel like a piñata!
  • And this is just the first round!
  • Is that the best you can do?
  • You're enjoying this, aren't you?
  • In a million years!
  • Truce, truce!
  • Time out!
  • No, no, no!
  • I'm unarmed!
  • Read the directions!
  • Are ya done yet! Didn't think so!
  • I think I got a boo-boo!
  • I think I swallowed a tooth!
  • You're killing me!
  • Ow!
  • Ouch!
  • I have a bunch of band-aids in the truck!
  • Do you know any organ donors?
  • Buddy angry!
  • Tell the Xray room to stand by.
  • Zoinks!
  • Stop please!
  • Stop!
  • Help!
  • I thought we were friends, remember!
  • Ok, get it all out, ya skippy.
  • That's a singer!
  • Call animal control!
  • Isn't your finger getting tired?
  • A little higher to the left, please.
  • A little lower to the left.
  • Just a little off the top, please.
  • Sacre Bleu!
  • Sunny beaches!
  • Nyyehh!
  • Nice knuckle sandwich!
  • I'm gonna hit the mat!
  • You hit like my mama!
  • You missed a spot!
  • Oh, the pain!
  • Think happy thoughts!
  • What on earth do I deserve that for?!
  • Well, looks like it's doomsday!
  • Mayday! Mayday!
  • Such maltreatment!
  • Rock and roll!
  • I'm no match for you!
  • Buddy hurt!
  • It's the end of the world as we know it! (2 versions; a reference to the song of the same name)
  • You're a terrible person!
  • I see a pretty, bright light!
  • Oh I'm doomed, there goes the sequel!
  • Man down!
  • Imma going senseless!
  • I'm out!
  • I don't have any secrets!
  • Think of your karma!
  • I know a psychiatrist!
  • Apocalypse!
  • Nothing is safe!
  • That hurts like what!
  • I'm telling!
  • Oh, The earth moved for me.
  • Close it, you're killing me!
  • This is worse than nickelback!
  • Let's talk!
  • I'm sure it was expired yesterday.
  • Whammy!
  • The end is here!
  • This is not what I meant by being cut!
  • Pointy nightmares.
  • This is like the ending of Lost!
  • Armageddon!
  • Skulls & Crossbones!
  • Medic! (Team Fortress 2 Reference)
  • Buddy!
  • Such a scheme!
  • Ofe! (2011 version)
  • eeeeeeeeek!
  • Your a monster!
  • Professor, I’m being eaten!
  • Beep.
  • Doink!
  • I wanna go to the hot tub!
  • Objection!
  • Another serving of punch, please, I need notes!
  • It's nothing secret!
  • Hey, Hannibal, let's watch cartoons instead!
  • AAGH! [Eaten]
  • That's not right.
  • Hey, give it a rest, my tisent!
  • I call the hospital on speed dial!
  • Buddy's broze!
  • I’m a pacifist!
  • Twick, twick, twick!
  • Incisions, incisions!
  • Get off me, Freddy! (Reference to A Nightmare on Elm Street)
  • Go back to the Bates Motel! (Reference to the film of the same name)
  • You're quite the Beyblade, aren't you!
  • I don't need pruning!
  • This is a slice of life.
  • Choppety, choppety, chop chop!
  • Prick me, do I not bleed! (Reference to Shakespear's The Merchant of Venice)
  • Uncle Scamp's snake bite venom!
  • I think I need a transfusion!
  • I'm getting post-traumatic stress disorder!
  • I'll never sleep again.
  • Do you know how to apply a tourniquet?
  • Go to a shooting range!

Hot Edit

Burning Edit

  • I'm burning!
  • Stop, drop, and roll!
  • Why, God, why?!?!?!?
  • You're a bad person.
  • Open a window!
  • Heaven to Betsy!
  • Whammie!
  • Siri, where’s the nearest hospital?!?!?!?
  • Siri, call the ambulance!
  • Ohh, My biscuits are burning!
  • What's wrong with you?!?

Melting Edit

  • This is bad!
  • I'm melting!
  • Nononono!
  • You're a terrible person!
  • Ugh it also smells bad.
  • I'm in a world of pain!
  • I can't feel anything!
  • Make it stop!

Stretching parts of Buddy Edit

  • I'm getting longer!
  • I wasn't built to do this!
  • Don't stretch me! (3 versions)
  • My neck!
  • Hear me crunching?!
  • Oh thanks, my back feels better now!
  • No!
  • Eep!
  • I’m not Mr. Fantastic! (Reference to the Fantastic Four)
  • What do you think I am, silly putty?!
  • Oh that’s better!
  • My bones!
  • Eowowow! (High-pitched)
  • Owowowow! (High-pitched)
  • bwwwoah!
  • alalalalalrgh!
  • I'm not happy that way!

Wet Edit

  • Water, water everywhere!
  • H2O no!
  • Thanks, sunshine.
  • Thank you, darling.
  • Hey, don't get my clothes wet!
  • You’re drowning me!
  • I’m being liquidated!
  • Oh God!
  • Blech!
  • Ahh, I’m being liquidated! (2 versions)
  • Yeah.
  • Refreshing is sweet.
  • *Gurgling noises* (3 versions)

Embarrassed Edit

These appear for some Messy & Dirty items.

  • Tell no one of what you see.
  • Tell nobody of what you see.
  • Don't look at me.
  • Why would you think to do this?
  • I don't feel fabulous
  • This is re-donkey-donk.
  • This couldn't get worse
  • It sucks to be me
  • Don't put this on YouTube!
  • Who‘ll be Buddy's buddy now?
  • I'm mortified!
  • You make me feel ugly!
  • We shall speak no more of this.
  • You're tots cray!
  • This couldn't get worse!
  • Disgusting, muchacho.
  • I'll never live this down.
  • This is appalling!
  • You're too creative.
  • Don’t tell my mother.
  • Oh dear!
  • I may change my name
  • My cheeks are burning!

DRUNK Edit

When you give Buddy champagne, he will get drunk, and say these quotes.

  • More, gimme more!
  • You got any more of that
  • I love you man.
  • Oh hey that's cold. I like that!
  • I got bubbles to cool my nose.
  • Don't be so cold!
  • I'd pop a corn for me!
  • That pops a corn for me!
  • Bring it on [hiccup] (two versions)
  • Hey, that’s not good for me!
  • I freakin' love you man!
  • Ooh, that's cold!
  • That's not good for me!

Leaving The Game Edit

These quotes appear exclusively when exiting the game.

  • Uh-uh!
  • Ugh-ugh!
  • Ah-ah!
  • Hold on!
  • Stay just a little bit longer!
  • Won't you stay?
  • Pizza?
  • Come back!
  • Must you go?
  • Boo!
  • Wrong!
  • Fight the power!
  • Coffee?
  • Is it something I said?
  • Hey come on, stick around!
  • Fine, be that way!
  • Nein!
  • Alone again!
  • Hey come on, stay a little bit longer!
  • Don’t leave me!
  • Hey, wait!
  • Stay!

Shaking the device Edit

Buddy says these quotes when you shake the mobile device.

  • (blubbering) Heyyyyy! Stoooooppp!
  • Wowowowowwo Wwhat's goingng on?!
  • Wowowowowwo!
  • I-I-I-I-I'm gonna be sick.
  • I-I-I-I-I-I-I don’t like that!
  • Nyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
  • PPPPlllleeeeeaaaasssseeeee Stttoooopppp!

Bank Edit

Buddy says these lines when you enter the bank.

  • Fork over some dough!
  • Don’t just stand there, and buy something!
  • Spend a buck!
  • C’mon, it’s just a buck!
  • Show me your wallet! (3 versions)
  • Show me the money!
  • Use a credit card!
  • C’mon, do it!
  • I’ll loan you the dough!
  • I’ll give you the money!
  • You can borrow the money from me!
  • Don’t be greedy!
  • I feel critters infesting me!
  • Now it’s my turn to laugh!
  • Kudos!
  • Sell something, pal!
  • You won’t regret it!
  • Buy some fun!
  • This is the place you should be at!
  • Give me your money!
  • MONEY IS POWER!
  • I hear it jingling!
  • It’s not about the money, it’s about the game!
  • Put your money where my mouth is!
  • Nanananada! Billion!
  • I need some cream!
  • Baby needs a new pair of shoes!
  • Go ahead, it’s burning a hole in your pocket!